Missing Dog Treks 1,200 Miles

A dog who has been missing from her Australian family’s home for 9 years was this month found 1,200 miles away from where she vanished.

Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (RSPCA) officers were investigating a potential case of animal cruelty when they found the white fluffy dog, Muffy, in the garden. Thanks to the microchip in the dog’s neck, Muffy’s owner, Natalie Lampard, was able to be identified and they are soon to be reunited.

Quite how Muffy made it all the way down the coast from Brisbane to Melbourne is unknown. Muffy is currently being treated by the RSPCA, and is due to fly home this week.

There’s something in my French onion soup!

On April 12th, Hodousek, age 51 was enjoying dining in the Claim Jumper restaurant for Easter with his family. After being served french onion soup, he bit down on something he apparently thought was cheese. Unable to chew on this, he pulled the hard substance from his mouth and spit it into a napkin.

In shock he discovered it was a condom, tied up! The restaurant manager came over to untie the knot to clarify it was an actual condom and not a glove, in the meantime Hodousek was throwing up several times in the restaurant toilet.  Due to loss of sleep and appetite and concerned about catching sexually transmitted diseases he is now suing the restaurant for several damages.

The restaurant happily never got sued as there wasn’t enough strong claims and evidence to prove that the condom was actually from the kitchen.